You know? WebBeetlejuice (1988) - full transcript. Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! They look right through me! ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). Just like, what if Im never happy again? Wait, why aren't you dancing? LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! We invisibles have to stick together! DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. ADAM: Wed love it! Were still together. JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! . _x/"T6;m+fbz#:LMjA7t-Ybptm0d%ETmws%k3KZNI1:6.28s@Cd9h. But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Alone. Theyre chasing me! Theyre the real villains of this show. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Lydia Deetz finds her life changed forever when her family moves into a haunted house. She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. And Ive got a plan. Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? In early 1985, Wilson brought Lewis Beetlejuice and asked her to read it. BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. We got any kids in the audience? And so do I! Suddenly and for no apparent reason the fire laid in the hearth. And speaking of, right on time! BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? Their talents, against a backdrop of a hilarious script and some truly out-of-this-world visuals, create a film that's maintained its status as a classic for more than 30 years. Belafonte's music plays over and over again through the course of the film, and his song "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" in particular plays over one of the film's most iconic moments. BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! Why dont you have a handbook? We are father, daughter, and Delia. JUNO: Report to processing! I asked you to send me a sign. When they meet with their caseworker Juno, she tells them that getting humans out of their home is their own responsibility, and that they have to stay in their house for 125 years. (MOVERS move in furniture.) We want to help you! - Beetlejuice. When Lydia agrees to marry Betelgeuse, the poltergeist pops into her home and starts causing chaos. BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. "Beetlejuice" Scripts.com. But it does mean that we know Adam and Barbara get to live out their afterlives together in the home they built in Winter River. f`Tpg"TxBK@>O8/c6"n Shall we? This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! Dad, n-no you cant do that. God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. Eventually Skaaren's changes led to a variety of limbos appearing in the film, with the most iconic being the area around Saturn with its monstrous worms. Its like a nursing home for sad cats. Im Barbara, this is Adam. My name is Lydia Deetz. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY MILLENNIUM After Adam and Barbara realize that SCIENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE? It's our house now, kid! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! Oldest trick in the book! LYDIA: I really like you guys. I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! Smash. I died with this sash. Ive already been to hell and back. Dad, no. MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. I dont know what I did. See ya suckers! OO! BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? Thats why Im doing this. Move forward. Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! They employ a certain bio-exorcist to help push the Deetzes out of their home and, well, all hell breaks loose. I am utterly alone. Tag: beetlejuice wedding scene script. Adam and Barbara are a normal couplewho happen to be dead. 8 0 obj
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LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! (a beat.) Well that wouldve been good to know. Bernard looks down at his shrimp, WIDER -- All the guests are punched by the shrimp, back. I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. r&sZ,oonWUq"- I am angry! (softly.) It looks like the further misadventures of Betelgeuse are likely to remain shrouded in mystery for the foreseeable future. LYDIA: I want you to stay. It has to stop. CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? After Betelgeuse makes his first attack on the Deetzes, Delia and Charles get an idea in their heads about transforming their new home into a tourist stop for ghost enthusiasts. What are you talking about. Maybe, we can help each other! CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. Wow, are those birds? Knock three times. The Netherworld. What if shes possessed? more, All Michael McDowell scripts | Michael McDowell Scripts, Submitted by acronimous on August 24, 2016. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? 1 May 2023. Im his fifth wife! ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! What if Lydia walks in? If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! Its not a real marriage. I- Im your father. No no no no no. I think I really captured your essence. I have some good news. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. With that in mind, what's to stop Betelgeuse from returning to plague Lydia and the Maitlands after his number gets called in the afterlife's offices? Beetlejuice Makeup Kit. BEETLEJUICE: Woah! CHARLES: OkayOtho! Please, forgive me! Oh, my God! CHARLES: Maxie! BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! One of the single best things you can do to learn the craft of screenwriting is to read the script while watching the movie. They have given their precious time to decorate their house and make it their Webbeetlejuice wedding scene script. Maxie Dean will be here for dinner in two days. I accept you. AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! My dad never wants me to talk about her. Uh, hey! Mmmmmm, yes! Rather than write a ghost story about a family haunted by The Ending Of Beetlejuice Explained - Looper Welcome, welcome, welcome! BEETLEJUICE: NO! <>
OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. WebBeetlejuice Synopsis: Adam and Barbara are a normal couplewho happen to be dead. C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) We used to live here. I dont wanna die! About the future. I dont remember making a fire. We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! Did I hear the dinner bell? BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. Interesting The Inkspots classic song is used as the opening tune in the movie The Shawshank Redemption. Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! Beetlejuice OH! CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. (Of course, that makes it all the more heartbreaking to imagine her parents relocating to Hawaii before too long.). IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. Im going to find mom! GET OUTTA MY WAY. A memorable scene from the 1988 movie Beetlejuice with some significant changes from script to screen [screenplay by Michael BEETLEJUICE: WOO! Thats why youre stuck in the attic! I havent always been such a good mother. The movie is We are invisible. DELIA: AHHH! After that, Betelgeuse is entirely focused on the wedding. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. Im not going anywhere! endobj
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CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. I call it The Soulbox. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. BEETLEJUICE: Fine! BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) stream
New meat! 6. After nearly exorcizing Adam and Barbara at the film's climax, Lydia's parents have found a way to coexist with their home's ghostly inhabitants. Even in a film as imaginative as "Beetlejuice," the worms come from out of left field, but over the years they've become arguably just as emblematic of the film as Betelgeuse himself. You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. She needs somebody to help her get past all this. ADAM: Woah. happy! <>
LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. ADAM: What other choice do we have? So lets scare my dad! BARBARA: So, now what? BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? Im sorry everybody. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! Your father was trying to hide you from us. I cant see! BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. Beetlejuice Let me point you to the right page. LYDIA: Hey Delia! BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. When the credits roll, Betelgeuse is stuck in the afterlife's waiting room, and it looks like he'll be there a long time. DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! Oh god, Im so worried now. ADAM: Oh god! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! (closes door.) COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! Like these weirdos. Live a life of love! Fine, you wanna be together? OTHO: Delia! LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! I don't even like pottery! Overall, Beetlejuice, with a runtime of 93 minutes and a 30+ year old plot, delivers on its ability to entertain the audience and surprise them with the twists and turns of its plot. Puppet show!! That said, there's no reason to believe anything that happens at the end of the film will make the Deetzes more likely to get their haunted tourist trap idea off the ground. If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! This house is haunted! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Where is that damned exorcist? I brought you a pie?! The forced wedding between Beetlejuice and Lydia had her transformed into a red wedding dress. (more chase.) OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! Beetlejuice (1988) - Quotes - IMDb Beetlejuice I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? He needs therapy! AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! xt`%oE|/N_u.pxe}>'G+OO,?ZT"^E,p/"_?vI$Ym^nuh ,Tk9:NNm'C;UtiFED9N5q:%,xN5|;l8E?|~Q)^z]T~2%Ny|<1. Let me ask you a question. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. I know, theres still so much I wanted to do.
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